The Virtual Bay
So, first we ditched the trackers.
We even got rid of the torrents.
Then we left the servers to enter the clouds.
Now, we're about to take the biggest step in our history.
As piracy is about to change from sharing of files into the sharing of everything, we're planning our departure from this earthly form. Preparing our final ascension into the transcendence. The final conflux.
No, this is no longer science fiction. With the next version of this humble venture, you'll be able to see, hear and feel everything that is a part of The Pirate Bay. How you use it is up to you.
In cooperation with russian, israeli and japanese neuro scientists, we are developing a device that will embrace your entire mind. Using laser projections directly onto the retina it'll no longer be any resolution but 100%. The sound will be delivered in a range from 12Hz to 79kHz and will cancel all noise from the outside world.
Using a simple plugin into the the brain, you will no longer only be able to see and hear a movie, a game or whatever it is you want. You'll be able to live it. Play the main character. Tweak any story in any way you want.
Using your brain power and nervous system, we will be able to speed things up. Every part of The Pirate Bay will be stored within you and everyone else that dares to participate in this step into the future. The more we are, the faster everything will be. Our scientists calculate that if we become at least 1 333 337 nodes, everything will be shared instantaneously.
Forget about the outside world. This is the new.
The Virtual Bay - 12/13/14
REALLY? -.-
All right.
let's unlock our brains :)
I do hope this isn't a shot at FB's recent acquisition.
Anywho... if it's true.... might as well embrace it! :P
and now see how many ppl swallowed it XD
and "Forget about the outside world. This is the new" sounds scary.
lol
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This is Techno-Revoulution on the highest level...!! There be no more US Control-Freaks !! ENTER THE MATRIX !!
TPB best in all, Torrents... And Humor...
Nice to read you, thanks a bunch.
What timezone was this posted from?? :)
As I was walking up the stair,
I met a pirate who wasn't there,
He's not there again today.
It seems that pirate's gone away.
Or i am to believe them trolling :(
No chips or computer shit in my body!
Thanks for reading!
Which means you better be serious or I'm gonna be upset. This has my hopes sky high.
http://www.oculusvr.com/
Tá de sacanagem mano !!!
You forgot the chinese....
Bwahahahahahahaha
Mind utterly blown.
"Enter The Virtual Bay"!... "Free Your Mind"! at the speed of 1 333 337 nodes.
(gee, I'm one of them, too. mst be contagious...)
Any way, go ahead. I'm an old fart & I certainly believe humanity is fucked beyond all recognition...
I'll get my coat.
Metaphoric or not, it's something really nice to read.
Hahaha
April fools!
just a day early !?
I tottaly want a chip implanted in my brain! *-*
Do nodes need to participate voluntarily? I'd like to just flip the switch on someone playing Skyrim and see what happens...
Go Tpb!
(www.rom.ac)
dat 1st of April....
rofl should have been obvious even before 1337 showed up haha.
For those wondering why it's posted today and not tomorrow, you live on a big round world, it's the correct time somewhere in the world.
#aprilfools
I just so love April Fools stuff......
That would be fucked up.
Been wanting something like this for years.
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Happy April fools :p
LoL ... hahaha :D
Happy April Fools! lol
(Doynt fuul wiyth me Cuz. Iye wanz a retnal scannr)
but How much will this costs , its expensive I guess?
Anyhow, I surely hope that'll happen (soon), would be so cool, not having to worry anymore for the domain becoming defunct and possible the site having been shut down for good. This just happened so many times last year :(
Anyhow, Happy April Fool's Day, everyone! ;]
SiiMiiHaa
Gotta get some nachos & play Goat Petting Simulator ^_-
BTW, assume we're in /nosleep @reddit, then this technology sounds a bit weird on it own way. Hitech device connect to brain maybe allow you to experience the movie/game in whole new way but, for example, tweak and modify/extent a movie plot/story/character is NOT your business :D (and it isn't supposed to be better or more exciting to do it by yourself)
It's where movie industry decide that they want audiencce modify their movie or not... that's totally different story there. If the movie produced in a way as it is, then its story can't be tweak by viewer regardless whatsoever techno :P.
work to do:
https://thepiratebay.se/torrent/9848870/Swordfish.2001.1080p.BluRay.x264.anoXmous
https://thepiratebay.se/torrent/9843858/Better.Living.Through.Chemistry.2014.1080p.BluRay.x264.anoXmous
And you know many Game Companies make many Trolls and
even Politicans :P
Now think about it :P
- Jobe
:D :D
I have nothing else better to do with the rest of my life errr brain..
Sign me up and send me a case of Rum. ThAnX!
PS..Happy April Fool's Day TPB and fellow Pirates! :)
I look forward to being a node. Just make sure to deliver my Nerve Gear to the right address.
I think that would be a similar situation if it actually happened.
I was expecting this level of technology 30 years ago.
Better late than never, I suppose.
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